A rant about PHP compilers in general and HipHop in particular »

I’ve heard the argument “you don’t need a compiler, since PHP is rarely the bottleneck” for many years. I think its complete bollox. But I wrote a compiler for PHP, so I would say that.

Unless your PHP server is sitting there idling (which is probably the case for many PHP servers out there), then you could make use of a PHP compiler. For small timers, all components of your application are going to be sitting on the same box, contending for the same resources. Even if you assume the DB is the bottleneck, the resources the interpreter consumes could be more profitably spent on the DB.